ohlivyuhuxtable:

And I go over to the Wolfgang Puck Express and I go, “can I have a sandwich, please?” and they go, “NO!!!” and I go, “ookaaaayy!” and they go, “you’re a little fat girl, aren’t you?” and I go, “nooooo,” and they go, “SAY IT!!!” and I go, “I”m a little fat girl!”